[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[only-on-this-site]

only on tumblr.

[fuks]

this is a screenshot from facebook

[lettersfromadreamer]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[angelbf2]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[snakegay]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[kaedien]

thank god he’s okay

[gayreinhardt]

daddy pig is a bear

[gayreinhardt]

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethepatriarchy]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[taevguks]

how is he effortlessly attractive hm

bonus:

[i-mister-completely]

Swiping……….right.

[jminies]

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[kiauraly]

I See God ; ©